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motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

(via gnarly)

*has emotional breakdown choosing what to eat at a restaurant*

(Source: amoying, via gnarly)

spectr0-magic:

words to live by

(Source: 2000ish, via gnarly)

phobias:

my dating profile: please

(via heart)

hemidemisplemmyquaver:

Gravity.

Without it, you just have gravy.

(via encourage)

asian:

i’m single by choice
just not my choice

(via gnarly)

catswithbenefits:

the first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like YOOOOOOOOO

(via encourage)